2008 · 1h 50m · PG-13
You get what you pay for.
Three kids hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them from the playground bully.
Homeless veteran Bob 'Drillbit' Taylor manages to enjoy life anyhow and even saves some cash for his dream, an 'all-paid' move to Alaska, even if that may take many years. His dream comes within reach when clever nerd Wade, has fat friend Ryan 'T-dog' and cocky shrimp Jim, all new to high-school, are bullied so badly by emancipated Filkins and his buddies that they advertise for a bodyguard. Only Drillbit seems affordable and not crazy, so he's hired and drains their pocket-money and home content. He's clueless how to protect them but gives them (bogus) self-defense classes.
Owen Wilson
Drillbit Taylor
Leslie Mann
Lisa
Nate Hartley
Wade
Troy Gentile
Ryan
David Dorfman
Emmit
Alex Frost
Filkins
Josh Peck
Ronnie
Casey Boersma
Chuck
Dylan Boersma
Nick
Lisa Ann Walter
Dolores
Beth Littleford
Barbara
David Koechner
Frightened Dad
Matt Walsh
Not for Pot Driver
Janet Varney
Attractive Woman Driver
Lisa Lampanelli
Ronnie's Mom
Bill O'Neill
Dean
Shaun Weiss
Bus Driver
Jordan Valacich
Cute Girl on Stairs
Danny McBride
Don
Ian Roberts
Jim
Julia Roth
High School Juliet
Alex Donnelley
Filkins' Mom
Katie Gill
Hot Girl
Valerie Tian
Brooke
Andrew Lewis Caldwell
Filkins' Buddy
Mo Gallini
Male Police Officer on Bluff
Stacy Arnell
Female Police Officer on Bluff
David Bowe
Male Teacher
Tichina Arnold
Photography Teacher
Cedric Yarbrough
Bernie
Robert Musgrave
Stump
Joe Wilson
Homeless Man
Jeff Kahn
Café Manager
Stephen Root
Principal Doppler
Lauren Glenn
Bikini Girl
Rance Howard
Older Man
Steve Bannos
Coffee Computer Guy
Kevin Hart
Pawn Shop Dealer
Da'Vone McDonald
Hip Hop / Country Bodyguard
Roger Fan
Bodyguard With Knives
Cristos
Tattooed Bodyguard
Adam Baldwin
Disgruntled Bodyguard
Chuck Liddell
Himself
Frank Whaley
Jittery Bodyguard
Matt Besser
Pawn Shop Owner
Sarah Loew
Johnny Rockets Waitress
Mary Pat Gleason
Mrs. Farber
Mary-Pat Green
Nurse
Vincent Laresca
Fence
Steven Brill
Doctor
Shane Ryan-Reid
High School Student
Max Van Ville
Kid with a Drink
Matty Cardarople
7-11 Clerk