1987 · 1h 28m
First They Greet You, Then They Eat You.
Two brothers are entrusted by their uncle to uphold the ritualistic cannibalism of the ancient cult of Sheetar. In order to do so, they have to prepare a feast of sacrifice for the resurrection of their goddess.
Two cannibals/health food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts - virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a "blood buffet". Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the "player" detective, and the new Yorker with an Australian accent.
Rick Burks
Michael Tutman
Carl Crew
George Tutman
Roger Dauer
Mark Shepard
LaNette La France
Sheba Jackson
Lisa Elaina
Connie Stanton
Roxanne Cybelle
Little Michael
Dino Lee
King of White Trash
Sir Lamont Rodeheaver
Little George
Drew Godderis
Anwar
Bob Loya
Stan Saldin
Alan Corona
Paul Stanton
Deseree Rose
Mrs. Stanton
Laurie Guzda
Joanne
Joe B. Barton
Hitchhiking Biker
Steve Donmyer
M.C. (as Steve Donmeyer)
Don Barris
Cafe Regular